The Swerve Podcast

⟁ You have made it.… and we have been expecting you…Your decision to follow us here comes with great risk.Do you choose to embark on this journey? To swerve from the beaten trail and follow the path less traveled by?⟁ We are on a mission to understand everything in the universe one obscure topic at a time.&nbsp;Join us on this mission. Your support is paramount, and you are truly a champion among us for doing so.⟁&nbsp;HOW PATREON WORKS:&nbsp;You will be billed right away and IMMEDIATELY&nbsp;have access to ALL&nbsp;our backlogged "Patreon-exclusive bonus topic episodes" and/or receive "early access" on Sundays to our regular Wednesday episode drops. Holographic sticker packs will be packed by us and delivered via letter mail to your provided address. Producer tier members will also gain access to ALL "special bonus episodes".⟁ FOR BEST LISTENING EXPERIENCE: When you sign up, use the "private RSS link" you are emailed instead of the actual Patreon app. Add it to whatever podcast application you typically use!⟁ TOPIC VOTING: On the 1st of each month we release a poll in Patreon that is composed of 5-10 topics from the master list of recommendations. &nbsp;*ALL* Patreon members can vote until the 15th (including free members), and we will record/research the top topic for our next scheduled recording session!

Free

BENEFITS:<ul><li>SHOUTOUT ON THE PODCAST</li><li>ACCESS TO PATREON-EXCLUSIVE BONUS TOPIC EPISODES</li><li>JOY OF SUPPORTING INDEPENDENT PODCASTERS</li><li>TOPIC VOTING*</li></ul>_____________________WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLEDGE:You emerge from the universal womb as a metaphysical inter-dimensional psychic Sasquatch. We will recognize your holy awakening publicly (podcast shoutout) and your newly heightened consciousness will grant access to a deeper understanding of this obscure reality we find ourselves in (1 monthly bonus topic episode + access to ALL previous bonus topic episodes)._____________________*MONTHLY TOPIC VOTING IS AVAILABLE FOR ALL PATREON MEMBERS (INCLUDING FREE MEMBERS)

RIDE THE WAVE

BENEFITS:<ul><li>ALL BENEFITS OF LOWER TIER</li><li>EARLY ACCESS TO EPISODES</li><li>EXCLUSIVE HOLOGRAPHIC STICKERS</li></ul>_____________________WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLEDGE:The embedded universal spirit of Nikola Tesla rejoices and beams rays of limitless free energy at your human instrument. Your consciousness connects to the divine._____________________In addition to the lower tier benefits, we grant you the ability to time-travel and hear regular topic episodes before they officially exist (early access). We will also hire object-transferal-specialists to covertly deliver exclusive holographic memorabilia to your location (holographic stickers).

SLAP THAT A$$

BENEFITS:<ul><li>ALL BENEFITS OF LOWER TIERS</li><li>"PRODUCER" CREDITS EACH EPISODE</li><li>"SPECIAL" PATREON-EXCLUSIVE EPISODES ("Connecting The Dots", etc.)</li></ul>_____________________WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLEDGE:Blast off into an infinite dimension of hyper-consciousness and immediately dissolve into the fabric of reality. Re-materialize as a giant, laughing, space-baby floating within the Milky Way’s supermassive black hole. Your giant space-baby laughter radiates through the cosmos, manifesting radical innovation and creativity.*The Swerve Podcast emerges as an abstract idea in the minds of two lowly Earth entities.*These two bipedal hominids begin to investigate everything in the universe one obscure topic at a time. They begin to report their discoveries (with occasional dick jokes) using electrically engineered telepathy to reach the ear-holes of other like-minded entities. _____________________You are a champion for allowing The Swerve Podcast to exist! In addition to the lower tier benefits, we will offer special tribute to your name at the end of each regular topic episode ("producer" credit). Further, using dark energy and the power of the mind to fragment space-time, we will also grant you access to the most exclusive of exclusive knowledge (1 monthly "special" bonus episode).

PRODUCER

BENEFITS:<ul><li>ALL BENEFITS OF LOWER TIER</li><li>GIGA-CHAD STATUS</li></ul>_____________________WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLEDGE:This is for listeners who expect nothing in return and want to support the show.You are SELFLESS, AMAZING, and a TRUE CHAMPION for allowing The Swerve Podcast to exist!. Thank you for your support.

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